Try a little mushroom pie
Buy, buy a little piece of sky
Now I'm gonna show you how
Meow, meow, says the purple cow

You can drink ten cups of coffee but it don't taste quite the same
(It don't?)
Absinthe and moonshine in comparison are pretty lame
(Uh huh)
Oh it's hip to be a cocaine kid
I'd rather kick it with the cocaine kids
I'd rather kick it with the cocaine kids

Fly through the mushroom sky
Buy, buy a little piece of that pie
Sounds like it left the ground
[*honk honk*] 'til your head spins round

You can drink ten cups of coffee but it don't taste quite the same
(Nope it don't)
Absinthe and moonshine in comparison are pretty lame
(Oh)
Oh it's hip to be a cocaine kid
I'd rather kick it with the cocaine kids
Nananananana, cocaine kids, cocaine kids

Cocaine kids, cocaine kids, cocaine kids
Cocaine kids, cocaine kids, uh huh cocaine kids
Cocaine kids, cocaine kids
I'd rather kick it with the cocaine kids
Cocaine kids, cocaine kids
I'd rather sip it with the...

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If you choose to indulge in illegal recreational activities, you do so at the risk of prosecution
So why not sit back, relax and have a nice cup of tea and a biscuit
Okay?

Cocaine kids, cocaine kids, cocaine kids
Cocaine kids, cocaine kids, uh huh cocaine kids
Cocaine kids, cocaine kids, cocaine kids
Cocaine kids, cocaine kids, uh huh cocaine kids