You are a woman,
Straight from the heart
It's not an illusion,
When you are making love
 
Some call it porn,
Some call it art
But one thing is certain:
 
Lesbians are a boys best friend 
Lesbians are a boys best friend 
Lesbians are a boys best friend 
Lesbians are a boys best friend 
 
I know a secret
And it turns me on
It wasn't really descent
I'll tell you what went wrong
 
You got laid on this couch,
By the man next door
A full ashtray and beer
The marks are on the floor
 
I know it's not your style,
You think we're not cool
But we don't mind at all,
To see you with a girl
 
Lesbians are a boys best friend
Lesbians are a boys best friend 
Lesbians are a boys best friend 
Lesbians are a boys best friend 
Lesbians are a boys best friend 
Lesbians are a boys best friend 
 
Don't think you are too old
You are emotionally involved
Denying is just weak
They will knock you off your feet