Well my baby moved on up the road to Boulder

And livin' there is makin' her so odd

She gave away her rockabilly records

and bought a new cd by Big Head Todd

We used to ride my '57 Chevy

But now she says that cruisin' leaves her bored

She's livin' in a psychedelic school bus

And drivin' round the country with the H.O.R.D.E.



We used to have it good in Commerce City

Livin' in a cozy little shack

Her lipstick and her beeheive looked so pretty

I wish that I could get my baby back

She used to fix me great big greasy burgers

But now she says that meat is on the outs

She found herself a hippie for a boyfriend

Who fixed her up some tofu and some sprouts



She gave away those high heels that I bought her

And got a pair of Doctor Martin boots

And the things that those Boulderites they taught her

She's smokin' pot and hash and snortin' toots

Her pretty ponytail's turned into dreadlocks

I don't know where she left her fishnet hose

But they wouldn't look too good with her Birkenstocks

Or the rings in her eyelids and her nose



Well my baby moved on up the road to Boulder

And livin' there is makin' her so odd

She gave away her rockabilly records

and bought a new cd by Big Head Todd

We used to ride my '57 Chevy

But now she says that cruisin' leaves her bored

She's livin' in a psychedelic school bus

And drivin' round the country with the H.O.R.D.E.

She's livin' in a psychedelic school bus

And drivin' round the country with the H.O.R.D.E.