I'm leavin' Colorado in the mornin' 
I'm headed for the shores of Honalu' 
I ain't got time to give you too much warnin' 
My days of bein' cold are almost through 

We'll have coconuts and mai-tais every day 
I'm soon to learn the kama 'aina ways 
While I do the Hula by the bay 

I went on up to central but I didn't have no luck 
It snowed three feet and my jeep got stuck 
I had to rob a bank to get the money up to ski 
Then I had a meetin' with a big hard tree