There's this guy at my school

And he looks pretty good

Always asking me when



We can kick it



Well my friends think I'm wrong

But he's not what I want

Cause he's constantly

Begging for pictures



And when there's cute things he'd say

I bet he stole 'em from Drake

And did I mention he wears his

Mom's earrings



I know he's tall and he's fit

But I won't fall for it

Don't want his hands

Or his lips coming near me



Cause he's a fuqboi

And they're all the same

They're the stain on your heart's reputation

Yeah you're a... fuqboi

I've been through it before

I'd rather cut out my tongue

Then let you kiss me with yours

Cause you're a...

Cause he's a...



There's this cute guy down my street

I always wanted to meet

So I went creeping around on his socials

And all the selfies he takes

His head is tilted the same way

And his favorite hashtag is beastmode



Cause he's a fuqboi

And they're all the same

They're the stain on your heart's reputation

Yeah you're a... fuqboi

I've been through it before

I'd rather cut out my tongue

Then let you kiss me with yours

Cause you're a...

Cause he's a...



Alright listen up people far and wide

There is a growing epidemic

And it does not just affect America

But the whole world

Keep your families inside

Keep them safe

We must eliminate these people

And if you elect me president I will

Exterminate each and every one of them!



Don't want no fuqboi

Cause they're all the same

Gotta stain on your heart's reputation

Yeah you're a... Fuqboi

I've been through it before

I'd rather cut out my tongue

Then let you kiss me with yours

Cause you're a...

Cause he's a...

Cause you're a...

Cause he's a...

Cause you're a...