We're the Castle Crashers
I've got an axe, I ride a shark's head
I've got to smash all of my enemies in the head
I've got the Orange guy
You've got the Blue guy
He's got the Ogre
Oh no we're dead again
It's hard when you're dying
Come on you've got to get back up
Arrows flying
I'm going to dodge them as fast as I can
I've got to smash these assholes
I'll be there as soon as I can
Oh wait, I think I see gold
I'll be there as soon as I can
I won't leave you out cold
I'll be there for you
We're the Castle Crashers
Traded my axe for a lobster head
I've got to smash the Alien Hominid in the head until
He's dead
We drowned the Catfish
We dropped the Cyclops
We popped the Corn Boss
Oh no we're dead again
Well we've been through hell now
Healed battle scars with good CPR
And we saved the princess
Oh my god she's hot
So all bets are off
We're the Castle Crashers