I know a guy who's half Japanese
Won't by our record until it's out on LP
Mark Wilson, Mark Wilson, he's alright
I know a guy who doesn't get to sleep
Because he's staying up late with W.K. conspiracies
Mark Wilson, Mark Wilson, he's alright
And you know, yeah you know he hits the North East every
Year
And the Ski Jackets make music that nobody want to hear
But that's okay, yeah he's okay
I know a guy who's half Japanese
I've been rocking his bass head since 2003
Mark Wilson, Mark Wilson, he's alright
I know a guy who bikes really fast
In the Safeway 500 he came in dead last
Mark Wilson, Mark Wilson, he's alright
The only bands that he likes are the Dear Landlords and
The Copyrights
And he wants a tattoo that says "Minky Erg's the best!
Fuck you!"
On his fists and his tits
Mark Wilson, Mark Wilson, he's alright
I know a guy
Who's obsessed with really odd food
Who's probably going to cut you
Who sabotages bike shops
Who wouldn't buy an Xbox
Who heckles when he's loaded
Who head almost exploded
Carry out