I'm going to kick your ass at minigolf
I was born to fuckin minigolf
I got the stance K.J. Jansen style
And you're looking like Gomer Pile

I just shot it through the waterfall
I just sank another ball
I just got the hole in one
Oh my God, I'm having so much fun

Let's go minigolf
Putt putt putt

I don't want to get to serious
But we're down to the final hole
Gotta get something off my chest
I killed that hooker in Reno

Let's go minigolfing tonight