*Hermione*

My name is Hermione
And I am the best
Oh Yes
I'm Unpleasent and whiney
But I ace every test
And though I'm commited
To owning my IQ
My friends are dimwitted, and
I only have, the two.

*Ron*

My name is Ron Weasley
And I'm also the best
I cry rather easily
And I'm your love intrest
Were going to get married
What do you think of that
My best man will be Harry
Your bridesmaid will be your cat.

*Hermione*

I find it quite depressing
That your my only option
But if you are, I'm stressing
That we settle for adoption
My kids shall not be tainted
By your ugly ginger face
Nor' shall we be aquainted
Any further than first base.

*Ron* (Spoken)

What's first base?

*Hermione* (Spoken)

Eye Contact

*Ron*

Oooooooooooh
Hermione your so lovley
I quiver and I shake
Even when you shove me
Into the great lake
And hold me under water
With your dainty foot
If you were any hotter
I would turn too soot.

*Ron* (Spoken)

Soot's a funny word.

*Hermione* (Spoken)

You know what else is a funny word

*Ron* (Spoken)

What?

*Hermione* (Spoken)

I hate you.

*Ron* (Spoken)

Oh! You make me laugh Hermione.