I don't wanna lay around all day 

Or sniff the butts of my fellow mutts 

I'll bite my master's ass today 

And take a dump on a neighbor's stoop 



One dog terrorist-organization 

Some say my pedigree's all wrong and they're right 



Cleanliness ain't no virtue to me 

Gimme a snack or I'll cut the cheese 

Ticks and fleas just come see me 

A territorial piss on your left foot 



One dog terrorist-organization 

Some say my pedigree's all wrong and they're right