Tell me baby which is better for you 

Number one or number two 

A pint of piss or a plate of poop 

Anything goes you just gotta choose 

Tell me baby how's it gonna be 

Shit from him or piss from me 

Defecation's not a guarantee 

I'll tap a kidney if you just say please 



Oh yeah 

Alright 

All I'm sayin's give piss a chance 



Take no shit from the man upstairs