I was going out with crazy Jimmy 

He was already drunk and stoned 

We found a cheap bar in the city 

His girlfriend was with us too 



Oh no, hey boy 

I never touched her 

For god sake 

I'm an honourable guy 



He passed out after a dozen drinks 

They threw him out on the street 

And I was in the bar with his girlfriend 

I was drunk and so was she 



Oh no, hey boy 

I never touched her 

For god sake 

I'm an honourable guy