Hey! 

Someone asked if I was straight or gay 

Hey! 

Someone asked if I would drink the very next day 



I wanna keep all doors ajar 

What differs a pub from a bar? 



Hey! 

Is moustaches a thing of today? 



If golf really a sport? 

Nipples, how come I have those? 

What's up with that? 



I dunno 



Hey! 

Does the pope wear a funny hat? 

Hey! 

What's the odour of a smelly rat? 



Is religion 

a good excuse 

to brutalize and abuse? 



Hey! 

Can I sing any worse than this? 



If golf really a sport? 

Nipples, how come I have those? 

What's up with that? 



I dunno