One night I was chillin out at the crab inn

Spot these two shorty wops who felt like stabbin

Invited shorties to the table to break bread with us

Thinkin later on they gonna give head to us



So instead we just

Parlayed in the cut with

A ton of seafood and these two swollen butt chicks

Titties off the hook word, 

I peeped them both

Cuz they be bouncing when they laughed

And my son had jokes



One ate too much,

The other is a salad eatin bitch

But they both slim shorties

So it don't mean shit



I told these chicks that I thought they both had class

They looked at me funny and laughed

Like I ain't have cash



I said hahahahaha,

Had to find that funny

So I said no child, I'm Tall Sean

That's the Bummy



Bummy Jab baby

Eat your crabs, and stop flapping

That ????? bitch ate the fish like somebody's clapping



We ate five desert shrimp

Four bottles of such and such

Three lobsters with these

Two crabs, but we going dutch



I don't drink so I'm toe up from too much Dom P

With my eyes I told shorty I'm feeling horny

But she bore me yappin about her man and how he's

Some dicksnot and she getting him for lots of cheese.



The other girl I'm talking to said she lives in the Bronx

Work at AT&T, and she do what she wants

Peep the stee, tight jeans, blonde hair and the cellular

Said she got no kids, plus she push a white Celica



But I don't give a what

All that shit's irrelevant as hell



Ya heard about the oh oh



Hold up, hold up

What's that smell?



Ah self son,

I can't help the

farts from coming

I ate too much food



GOD DAMN that shit is hummin!

Handle that boy!



Got from the table and said excuse me

Walked to the bathroom feelin a little loosey goosey

Soon as I got inside, 

you know I 

handled my duty(doodie?)

Walked back to the table

Hey yo, what happened to them cuties?



-Fuck happened to them?

-I don't know son. This nigga goes to the bathroom, the bitches ate just as much as he did, they go to the bathroom, and the bathroom is all the way on the other side of the fuckin crab inn and shit!

-If I go to the bathroom you're supposed to hold them bitches down!

-Fuck I'm supposed to hold the bitches hostage?! Cmon, let's get the fuck out of here!



We payed the bill and we skated to the ATM

To re-up on cash flow

Them bitches played me DAMN!

In my truck, and we riffing all the way to the Ville



I can't believe you let them bitches stiff us for the bill



That's my word

If I ever see'em I'ma treat'em like they dudes

Straight up beat'em down on the streets end



When I see them I'ma stick them chickens for they cash

You're lights blinkin, here's a few Lincoln's for some gas



Huh?

Just fart in the tank with your stinkass!

You know duke?

Think fast

Direct me to the nearest Mobil



Right there on the left



Went the left, and then the right

Pulled up to a pump

And I couldn't believe my eyes!



I'm nearsighted

But I could still tell it's the

Same two punk bitches in that Celica

Get your gat son,

I'm bout to catch a body kid

This bitch got into the stance like the Karate Kid

Thinkin, this bitch's about to kick off my head

I did the logical thing,

Nigga I pulled her leg (what'd you do son?)

Nigga I pulled her leg (tell'em again)

Nigga I pulled her leg (one more time for the people)

Pulled her leg



-I'll pull your's right now

-Stupid sons and daughters, bitches and punk bastards!

-Fuck I look like? Letting some punk ass bitches run up out the joint? I'm supposed to be some dicksnot?

-Get the fuck outta here! Let this be a lesson to all you bitch crazy ass sons of bitches...we'll get y'all.

-Word is bond jovi, we out