give me a rock'n'roll slogan to scream

and put me on the cover of bang magazine

and do you sell more copies than melody maker

do you sell more copies than melody maker



god bless the music press

cause they made you believe that the strokes are the best

and no, you're not bored of it yet

i can't believe you're not bored of it yet



yeah you've got a clique, you've got alternachic

we don't like your records, just want to come here



and i want a haircut that says who i am

and i want some plimsoles that say who i am

and i want a t-shirt that says who i am

and i want a satchel that says who i am

and i want some turnups that say who i am

you may have my wardrobe, you don't have my style



fuck your band

suck our band

fuck your band

suck our band