Hahahahaha!

 Saints and sinners
 Losers and winners
 It's all up to you

 Well I'm such a mess
 And I must confess
 What you've heard is true

 Too many women
 Too many bars
 Too many songs about sex, drugs and rock n' roll

 It's a long way to Heaven
 (Long way to Heaven)
 But only three short steps to Hell
 (Three short steps)

 Now it's a long way to Heaven
 (Long way to Heaven)
 But only three short steps to Hell
 (Three short steps)

 I want my wings
 And that's the thing
 I have to wait

 Cause there's three reasons
 I won't be seeing you at
 St Peter's Gates

 Too many women
 Too many bars
 Too many songs about sex, drugs and rock n' roll

 It's a long way to Heaven
 (Long way to Heaven)
 But only three short steps to Hell
 Three short steps

 Now it's a long way to Heaven
 (Long way to Heaven)
 But only three short steps to Hell
 (Three short steps)

 Now it's a long way to Heaven
 (Long way to Heaven)
 But only three short steps to Hell
 (Three short steps)

 Now it's a long way to Heaven
 (Long way to Heaven)
 But only three short steps to Hell

 Now I lay me down to sleep
 Pray the Lord my soul to keep
 And if I die before I wake
 Keep me rockin' for Heaven's sake

 Yeah
 Save my soul
 Woo!

 Mercy
 Hahaha!

 (It's a long, long way to Heaven)
 It's a long way to Heaven
 But only three short steps to Hell
 (It's a long, long way to Heaven)
 But only three short steps to Hell
 (It's a long, long way to Heaven)
 Yeah, but only three short steps to Hell
 (It's a long, long way to Heaven)
 But only three short steps to Hell
 (It's a long, long way to Heaven)
 But only three short steps
 Three short steps
 Three short steps to Hell