I've got these magic things under my bed, 
I swear I've got these magic things, they're under my 
bed!
I've got some trees, a river and an old man's head 
under my bed.
Someone said it was something he said, now he's dead.

Check it out it's a miracle! [Hey-ey]
Hey, yeah, it's my vehicle! [Yeah]

On second thought nevermind, I'll have to show you some 
other time.
It's just that I don't really feel like it, next time 
yr here, then 
I'll have to show you it. 

I've got this magic box in the backseat of my car, 
I'll show you all the magic in it, it's out in my yard.
-In the backseat of my car.

On second thought nevermind, I'll have to show you some 
other time.
It's just that I don't really feel like it, next time 
yr here, then 
I'll have to show you it. 

Someone left it on in the rain and it got pretty wet.
We'll have to wait until it dries we can't use it yet.

It's all too old now, we can't use it anymore.
It's put away and it's cracked down to the core.

On second thought never mind, I'll have to show you 
some other time.
It's just that I don't really feel like it, next time 
yr here, then 
I'll have to show you it. 

Ah-hoo-oo--oo-Ooh-oo-oo-oo, Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo