And she knows
you never ask her to come over 
But she doesn't care. 
And she combs her hair
over and over in the mirror.

OhÂ… 
And she spits and swears
until she can't swear anymore.

And she doesn't care
when you call her a whore. 

You better watch out for her, 
She'll eat you up and she'll spit out the burrs, 
She'll talk about you to all of the girls, 
But you wait for her.

Cause she's sweeter than a honeycomb 
And that's why you stay at home. 
And she's slower than a valium 
And that's why you stay at home. 

And she goes
so that you can hardly see her 
It's so slow. 
And I know she's low 
and dirty but she told you so.

Lady of luck
she's a roll of the dice, 

and it feels so right
and so does your price. 

You'll see, she'll put a spell on you, 
She did it to me, and changed my point of view, 
She'll tie you up so that
you can't move, 
But you wait for it. 

Cause she's sweeter than a honeycomb 
And that's why you stay at home. 
And she's slower than a valium 
And that's why you stay at home