In the middle of the forest,
In the middle of the woods I took off my fuckin' pants,
That's when Jeff's mom understood.
She's a chode bearing slut,
Who gets drunk at bars with balloons
And friends as they walk her to her car.
In the middle of the forest,
I called her a fuckin whore, put a knife in her chest.
These would be her last words, like she told me they would,
These would be the last words she ever heard
'Suck my fuckin dick