[Monty Python cover, Japan release only]



Some things in life are bad

they can really make you mad

Other things just make you swear and curse

When you're chewing on life's gristle

don't grumble, give a whistle

And this will help things turn out for the best

and...



Always look on the bright side of life

Always look on the bright side of life



If life seems jolly rotten

There's something you've forgotten

And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing



When you're feeling in the dumps

Don't be silly chumps

Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing

and...



Always look on the bright side of life

Always look on the bright side of life



For life is quite absurd

And death's the final word

You must always face the curtain with a bow



Forget about your sin

Give the audience a grin

Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow



Always look on the bright side of death

Just before you draw your terminal breath



Life's a piece of shit

When you look at it

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true



You'll see it's all a show

Keep 'em laughing as you go

Just remember that the last laugh is on you

and...



Always look on the bright side of life

Always look on the bright side of life

[repeat till end]



I mean, what have you got to lose?

You know, you've come from nothing,

you're going back to nothing!

What have you lost?

Nothing!