Monday morning you're so boring 
gone are weekend's drugs & whoring 
oh monday morning you're so boring to me

5 days until the next weekend 
ain't got no money & I ain't got no girlfriend 
it's monday again & there will be no scoring here, no. 

Monday morning you're so boring 
oh monday morning you're so boring to me 

5 days until the next weekend I feel like
shit & I just wanna be dead 
it's monday again & there will be no turning here, 

no you're so boring 
so fuckin' boring, 
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