Hey, rock it up, baby, get ready to fight
Get ready to light up the whole damn night
Jupiter's darling standing in the ring
You got yourself set on being king of kings

Slowly like a drop of tupelo honey
Rolling on down some little girls money

Here he comes, Vainglorius
First serve, first come, Vainglorius
Dig me now, dig me now
Avoid the rush, Vainglorius

Offer up all of that devil delight
Keep the camera on the money in the big spotlight
All the other kids think you're so extreme
You don't want sugar but you'll take the cream

Bundle up, baby, say the fortune teller
'Cause vanity man's gonna bring some big weather

Here he comes, Vainglorius
First serve, first come, Vainglorius
Dig me now, dig me now
Avoid the rush, Vainglorius

Hey, you know you rock, yeah
Oh, here he comes

Here he comes, Vainglorius
First serve, first come, Vainglorius
Dig me now, dig me now
Avoid the rush

Here he comes, Vainglorius
First serve, first come, Vainglorius
Dig me now, dig me now
Avoid the rush, Vainglorius, yeah