Bro down, man up
You know that I'm packing
Got this huge-ass truck
No fear
Boobs and beer
My three favorite things words: faggot, gay, queer
Fuck yeah, domestic abuse
Fuck yeah, jungle juice
Fuck yeah, doing keg stands
Fuck yeah, nu-metal bands
Fuck yeah, creatine powder
Fuck yeah, power hours
Fuck yeah, tribal tats
Fuck yeah, being in a frat
Fuck yeah, frosted tips
Fuck yeah, being small-dicked
I'm going to the bars tonight
I'm gonna pick a fight
Feeding girls roofie cocktails
Show that bitch who's the alpha male
I got my beer goggles on
I could go all night long