Well, I'm ever upper class high society 

God's gift to ballroom notoriety 

And I always fill my balls, the event's never small 

The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all 



I got big balls, yeah I got big balls 

They're such big balls, dirty big balls 

And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls 

But we've got the biggest balls of them all 



My balls are always bouncing, my ballroom always full 

And everybody cums and cums again 

If your name is on the guest list 

No one can take you higher 

Everybody says I've got great balls of fire 



I got big balls, oh I got big balls 

And they're such big balls, dirty big balls 

And he's got big balls 

And she's got big balls 

But we've got the biggest balls of them all 



Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy 

dress 

But when they're held for pleasure 

They're the balls that I like best 

My balls are always bouncin' to the left and to the 

right 

And it's my belief that my big ball should be held 

every night 



I got big balls, oh I got big balls 

They're such big balls, dirty big balls 

And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls 

But we've got the biggest balls of them all 



And I'm just itching to tell you about them 

Oh we had such wonderful fun 

Seafood cocktail, crabs, cowdaddy 

(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)