Here is the tale of a babysitting job, 

the baby is something of a snob,





Oh, go fuck yourselves





So listen very closely, and you'll find

that what they say is not the same as what's on their minds





Aren't you a cute little boy





look at that melon shaped head





Having you here is a joy





and in an hour you'll be dead





Sit on my knee





please don't go poo





Nice place to be





This one's for you





Babysitting is a bum deal





Why don't we watch Will & Grace





Jesus, do I need a smoke





Jack puts a smile on my face





oh, what a surprise, a gay joke





I like your house





the ceiling has cracks





I like your blouse





Miss TJ Maxx





Babysitting is a bum deal





So they sat as time went by





slowly as time could go





the baby blarred, and softly cursed





cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes, 

and her hair made her look like a hoe





Time for your bottle my sweet





This little brat smells like piss





alway's a succulent treat





while I suck that, you suck this





Aren't you a sight





look at him drool





you're a delight





Damn you, you fool





Babysitting is a bum deal





The diaper change was quite a job





the grossest I've ever seen





The baby smiled and took a breath





and I grunted and pooped out a poop,

that looked something like Matthew Modine





someday you might meet a girl





yeah, she's gonna be your right hand





Maybe it's you my sweet pearl





darling, i'd rather fuck sand





Have a good night





you little creep





Have a good night





Die in your sleep





Babysitting is a bum deal

Babysitting is a bum deal