I'm just a nice guy. I'm mr. nice guy.
Since I'm a nice guy, I get stabbed in the back. back, ahhh.

Hey mr. nice guy
You're such a nice guy.
Dance with me in the rain.
Hey mr. nice guy
You're such a nice guy.
Relieve me of my pain.

Who went to oakland to get some crack?
Look baby, your boyfriends back.
Who's your man, not me.
You didn't get that tan from me,
Bikini wax, hair did.
Been best friends since we were kids,
But you failed to recognize,
What's been right before your eyes.
You'd rather date dick.
And you give dick your body and your brains.
And you run to me and cry when that dick put you in pain.
"your just so nice, with all the right advice"
But next time you come to me, you wont have to ask twice.

All the nice guys get you diamonds and pearls.
But all the assholes get all the good girls.
And they knock you up. knock knock.
And they knock you up. knock knock knock.
And they knock you up. knock knock.
And they call you sluts.

But I'm just a nice guy. I'm mr. nice guy.
Since I'm a nice guy, I get stabbed in the back. back, ahhh.

Hey mr. nice guy
You're such a nice guy.
Dance with me in the rain.
Hey mr. nice guy
You're such a nice guy.
Relieve me of my pain.

Dick is an asshole. I'm a nice guy.
Girls hug me and give me high-fives.
Run a cock cock when they cry cry cry.
Cause dick dropped in for a quick fly by.
All you girls date all the same guys,
Claim you were drunk or you got too high.
Dick got in, dick survived.
When all I ever wanted was a kiss goodnight.
Can I be a nice guy, yes I can.
If I was an ass would you give me a chance?
And I drink so I can get up in them pants.
I'm not at the bar tonight to dance.
Now back to me mr. nice guy see,
The one that sees you as a human being.
You're a fool young lady with the sparkling teeth.
Now close your mouth,
And listen to me.

All the nice guys get you diamonds and pearls.
But all the assholes get all the good girls.
And they knock you up. knock knock.
And they knock you up. knock knock knock knock.
And they knock you up. knock knock.
And they call you sluts.

You say I'm a nice guy, a really really nice guy.
Really really nice.
Stop asking for advice.

You say I'm a nice guy, a really really nice guy.
Really really nice.
Stop asking for advice.

Hey it's me, dick.
Who's your friend, that little prick
I thought I heard him talking.
Pull your pants down just a little bit.
Close your eyes, no more talk.
Let me work until I stop.
We can do some body shots.
Forget that little friend you lost.

All the nice guys get you diamonds and pearls.
But all the assholes get all the good girls.
And they knock you up. knock knock.
And they knock you up. knock knock knock knock.
And they knock you up. knock knock.
And they call you sluts.

You say I'm a nice guy, a really really nice guy.
Really really nice.
Stop asking for advice.

You say I'm a nice guy, a really really nice guy.
Really really nice.
Stop asking for advice.

All the nice guys get you diamonds and pearls.
But all the assholes get all the good girls.
And they knock you up. knock knock.
And they knock you up. knock knock knock knock.
And they knock you up. knock knock.
And they call you sluts.

But I'm just a nice guy. I'm mr. nice guy.
Since I'm a nice guy, I get stabbed in the back. back, ahhh.