I like to color with my crayons

I like to play with bloody tampons

I like to play with my G I Joes

I am always pimpin the hoes

Barney is my favorite show

Debbie Does Dallas is my favorite porno

My family's like the Brady Bunch

I eat little Cindy out for lunch

I like to slap girls in the face

HAPPY CAMPERS ROCK THE PLACE!!!!!