Aouw, thank you very much.
Thank you so very much. You’re so kind Bergeijk.
Yo man I love Bergeijk.
Do you like Bergeijk? Yeah, he likes Bergeijk too man.
I was listening to you playing that song, that was nice.
Goddamn! I like that man, but you got a problem man!

Ja?

Yeah! You wanna be black right?

Ja dat klopt eigenlijk wel.

Aouw! Well kiss my white ass man, I wanna be black too!
I wanna get up! And I wanna get down.
Say brother you can play something like a funky beat for me?

Ai tsink zo, eh.. brotter

Oh wauw, come here brother!
Play a funky beat for me, right NOW!

Come on.
I wanna be black, I want to be a soulbrother
I wanna be black, yeah I want to be a nigger
I wanna be black, I want to be a soulbrother
I wanna be black, yeah I want to be a nigger

Do that for me, watch me going through the streets of New Orleans
with a big ghettoblaster on my shoulder like this.

And I want everybody in the house to say Hooooo!
(Hoooooo!)
Aouw I love you, one more time.
(Hoooooo!)

Aouw, gonna hit the scene like an AIDSmachine
Gonna hit the scene like an AIDSmachine
Infect me darling, infect me darling
like I know you should

Hé brother can I take it to the bridge?
Say what?
Can I take it to the bridge man?
What do you mean? What fucking bridge?

I’m gonna get bad now, wanna see me bad?
(Yeah!)
Are you sure?
(Yeah!)
Okay you asked for it motherfuckers
watch me now

Well let me tell you what I’m wanna do,
I’m wanna fuck my grandma in her ass, fuck my grandma in her ass
fuck my grandma in her ass
Open up you horney bitch
fuck my grandma in her ass, fuck my grandma in her ass 
fuck my grandma in her ass
-Till she goddamn dies my friend
I said die! Grandma die! Die grandma die! Die grandma die!

Sjieke papapapapa
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