I met a mean mad daddy
Who had a bad luck baddy of a habit
He bought a brand new caddy
'cos he couldn't make the rolls rock steady
Ya wanna fix it, mix it, stir it, take it far
Ya wanna sunset strip it, rip it off real smart
He rocked hard
Played the part
All night like a certified tart
He wrecked cars,
Got smashed in bars
Rootin' and-a-tootin' like a shootin' star
He got his hands all greasy
Shakin' hands with the man so sleazy
Had success when he sucked less
On the walk of shame he was a staggerin' mess
Ya wanna fix it, mix it, stir it, take it far
Ya wanna sunset strip it, rip it off real smart
He rocked hard
Played the part
All night like a certified tart
He wrecked cars,
Got smashed in bars
Rootin' and-a-tootin' like a shootin' star