When I agree with you baby it makes you mad and when I don't it makes you sad

When I argue back you pack and leave and when I don't you pout in grieve

There just ain't nobody knows what I go through

Will you please make up your mind what you want me to do

You say get out and I'd better stay gone

Then you have a big policeman drag me back home

You holler good and loud put him in the calaboose

Then you cry and ask the judge won't you please turn him loose

The good Lord only knows what I go through

Will you please make up your mind what you want me to do

My life with you baby has been one hard knock

Lord my head looks like an old chop block

And I'll tell you right now honey that ain't all

You done kicked me till I feel like a used football

There just ain't nobody knows what I go through

Will you please make up your mind what you want me to do

You knock me down and then you pick me up

Honey do you have to love so doggone rough

I wish to my soul you'd slow down the pace

Cause I tell you right now the hide's gettin' sca'ce

There just ain't nobody knows what I go through

Will you please make up your mind what you want me to do

Why when I married you you were such a meek little thing

But honey among tigers you'd be queen

If a poor little rabbit had you on his side

Every hound in the country would crawl off and hide

There just ain't nobody knows what I go through

Will you please make up your mind 

What in the confounded cat hair you want me to do