Where did my pills go? gone

The bathroom door's locked tight get the axe

The neighborhood it came awake

With screaming in the night call 911

Come here little fella c'mere

I'll cook and you can play not the kerosene

You and I are on our own

Mommy ain't talking today mum's the word



When you pulled the lamp down ka-boom

She smiled and swept the mess whistle while you work

When you got into the paint

She yelled I must confess only like a banshee

Then you flushed her jewelry goodbye

She watched it wash away that was the straw

Daddy minds the baby

Mommy's M-I-A that broke the Hamell's back



Then you shaved the kitty me-frickin-ow

Attached its fur with glue superglue

All across your face and chest

You little rascal you you need a shave

Running naked through the streets penis

The cops were called today swat team

Mommy had a melt down

Momma ain't talkin' today leave her alone



Then you took some pictures polaroids

Of Mommy in the bath money shot

How precocious

You scanned that photograph full frontal nude

Sent it over the internet old friends

Show from coast to coast new friends

And a great big part of Europe

Mommy's comatose out like a light

Playin' with the computer send

you transferred all our funds broke as hell

We keep getting shipments

Of cereals and guns nice shooters

And your bride from Thailand nice hooters

You're three what can I say nice work

I hope she does some laundry ?cause

Mommy wants to move away. the farther the better



Mommy ain't talking today!!!