So much for your journey of self-discovery
You had to cut it short, forgot your credit card
The decree nisi came through this morning
And I just called to say

I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
And with the money saved take ‘em to the zoo

You quoted Goldman incorrectly as we strolled
Your stab at solar heating just left me cold
I want a sun tan, not Vashti Bunyan
Therefore henceforth

I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
And with the money saved take ‘em to the zoo

That donkey which you vowed to rescue done gone died
So on its behalfÂ…

I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
And with the money saved take ‘em to the zoo

I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
And with the money saved take ‘em to the zoo

Not long now before lollipop men are called Darren