I could have put my head in a bucket full of porridge and 
moaned about the hospital parking sheme.
I would have saved £14, that I just splashed out on your 
second album.

Cause thats what its a kin to, and further more...

You've got a shit arm, and thats a bad tattoo (x 2)

If your going to quote from the book of revelation, don't 
go calling it the book of revelations,
St John the Divine.
See also Mary Hopkin, she must dispair

You've got a shit arm, and thats a bad tatoo (x 2)

I went in the high street, I point and sing...

busk when it's christmas, 
you only busk when it's christmas

You've got a shit arm, and thats a bad tattoo (x 2)

Shit arm, Bad tattoo ( x 7)

Well you got a shit arm.... and thats a bad tattoo