Give me Love, give me Can, give me Meatloaf
Give me Rush, give me Marquee Moon
Michael Ball, or The Fall
I could listen to them all
In the twilight of the afternoon

Irk the purists
Irk the purists
Irk the purists
It's a right good laugh

Irk the purists
Irk the purists
Irk the purists in the back

Hall & Oates, round of golf, Miles Davis
Patti Smith, Simply Red, Sly Stone
Be they false or for real, I don't care and nor does 
Neil
So long as we can hear their song

Irk the purists
Irk the purists
it could well be an Olympic sport

Irk the purists
Irk the purists
If you've never, then you ought

Husker Du-Du-Du
Captain Beefheart, ELO
Chris de Burgh
Sun Ra
Del Amitri
John Coltrane

Irk the purists
Irk the purists
Come on now boy, you know it feels so right

Irk the purists
Irk the purists
Irk the purists tonight