Peter's on his skateboard, Ryan's on his bike, 
Steven's over there with his older brother Mike, 
Robert's gone to Snowdon, leaving me to muse, 
measurements are paramount when choosing boots and 
shoes, 

Corns and Blisters, Bunyons and 
Warts, 
David Wainwright's all out of sorts, 
Laura Morgan Skips down the street, 
Laura Morgan cares for her feet, 

I remember clearly how it all began, 
I was In the Precinct shopping with my nan, 
Saw the Latest trainers and pestered like a fly, 
They didn't have my size but still got them and thats 
why.. 

David Wainwright's all out of sorts, 
Laura Morgan Skips down the street, 
Laura Morgan cares for her feet, 

*pan pipes* 

Hammertoe horrendous, Wincing with the pain, 
Told you so, Chiropedist telling me again, 
Treat your feet with kindness, treat them with respect, 
And even though he stinks of Gin, I know that he's 
correct, 

Corns and Blisters, Bunyons and 
Warts, 
David Wainwright's all out of sorts, 
Laura Morgan skips down the street, 
Laura Morgan cares for her feet, 

*pan pipes*