SEAWEED 

(climbing in Penny's window) 

Psst Penny! What happened?! 



PENNY (strapped into bed) 

My mother's punishing me for going to jail without permission! 



SEAWEED 

Well, I'm here to save the fair maiden in her tower. 



PENNY 

Oh, Seaweed! 



LINK (sneaking into jail) 

Tracy, you took beautiful behind bars! 



TRACY 

It must be the low-watt instutionai lighting! 



LINK 

Oh Tracy, they can keep us from kissing, 

but they can't stop us from singing! 



LINK 

Once i was a selfish fool 

Who never understood 

I never looked inside myself 

Though on the outside, i looked good! 



Then we met and you made me 

The man i am today 

Tracy, i'm in love with you 

No matter what you weigh 

'Cause... 



LINK (& ENSEMBLE) 

Without love 

Life is like the seasons with 

No summer 

Without love 

Life is rock 'n' roll without 

A drummer 



Tracy, i'll be yours forever 

'Cause I never wanna be 

Without love 

Tracy, never set me free 

No, i ain't lyin' 

Never set me free, Tracy, 

No, no, no!! 



TRACY 

Once i was a simple girl 

Then stardom came to me 

But i was still a nothing 

Though a thousand fans may 

Disagree 



ENSEMBLE 

Tracy!! 



TRACY 

Fame was just a prison 

Signing autographs a bore 

I didn't have a clue 

'Til you came banging on my door 



TRACY (& ENSEMBLE)

That without love

Life is like my dad without his bromo 

Without love 

Life is making out with perry como!



Darling, i'll be yours forever

'Cause i never wanna be 

Without love 

So darling, throw away the key



LINK & TRACY

I'm yours forever



TRACY

Throw away the key



LINK, TRACY& ENSEMBLE

Yeah, yeah, yeah!



SEAWEED

Living in the ghetto 

Black is everywhere ya go 

Who'd 've thought i'd love a girl 

With skin as white as winter's snow



PENNY

In my ivory tower 

Life was just a hostess snack 

But now i've tasted chocolate 

And i'm never going back



PENNY & SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE

'Cause without love



SEAWEED

Life is like a beat that you can't follow



PENNY & SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE

Without love



PENNY

Life is doris day at the apollo



PENNY & SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE

Darling, i'll be yours forever

'Cause i never wanna be 

Without love



SEAWEED

So darling, never set me free



PENNY & SEAWEED

I'm yours forever 

Never set me free



PENNY & SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE

No, no, no!



LINK

If you're locked up in this prison, trace 

I don't know what i'll do



TRACY

Link, i've got to break out 

So that i can get my hands on you



SEAWEED

And girl, if i can't touch you 

Now i'm gonna lose control



PENNY

Seaweed, you're my black white knight 

I've found my blue-eyed soul



SEAWEED & ENSEMBLE

Sweet freedom is our goal



LINK

Trace, i wanna kiss ya!



TRACY

Then i can't wait for parole!



(Link & Seaweed break their girls out of their respective prisons 

and continue singing... of course)



ALL

'Cause without love



SEAWEED

Life is like a prom that won't invite us



ALL

Without love



LINK

Life's getting my big break and laryngitis



ALL

Without love



PENNY 

Life's a '45' when you can't buy it 



ALL 

Without love 



TRACY 

Life is like my mother on a diet 



ALL 

Like a week that's only mondays 

Only ice cream never sundaes 

Like a circle with no center 

Like a door marked "do not enter!" 



DARLING, I'LL BE YOURS FOREVER 

'Cause I never wanna be... 



Without love 



PENNY & LINK 

Yes now you've captured me 



ENSEMBLE 

Without love 



SEAWEED & TRACY 

I surrender happily 



ENSEMBLE 

Without love 



PENNY 

Oh seaweed 



ALL 

Never set me free 



PENNY & SEAWEED 

No, no, no 



TRACY & LINK 

No, i ain't lyin' 



PENNY & SEAWEED 

Never set me free 



ALL 

No, no, no 

No, i dont wanna live without 



PENNY 

Love, love, love 



LINK 

Yeah, yeah, yeah 



ALL 

Darling, you had best believe me, 

Never leave me without love!