[Intro conversation to open]

If he were recording

If he were recording right now

Then he would be getting all this at the start

My track - yo we should have a freestyle on this

Freestyle? Hit 'em off with somethin

Spit a verse Travis, spit a verse

Quit picking your nose, and come off

Quit picking your nose? Fuck you



[Freestyle]

Traded in my, hollow words for jelly-filled verbs

And five pound pronouns and predicates

This is Schlep's etiquette for sloppy fable manners get your napkins

Matty Duke kick the beat, and I'm rappin

Top of the line, top of the world, top of the mornin to ya top dawg

That's a top notch tie you got, tie it in a knot

'til your eyeballs pop out

So you can actually see what an actual MC looks like

And if I had to pick and choose

I'd be the indecisive dick in the votin booth

Laughin at my options, like

Stop the press, inform the media

Schlep Rock is leavin ya, walkin with prosthetic concoctions

I thought I told you, you just a toadstool

I'm Mario with firepower, stickin dick to the Princess

It's just senseless, like that David and Goliath drama

Minus the slingin stones, you're basically defenseless

Anyway you wanted Schlep Rock's cock obnoxious

It feels like a MIDGET is chillin in my boxers



[Outro]

Whaaaat, what? (I'm sorry)