[Verse:]
Chchch-Children put on your angry faces
Mothers hide your daughters
I've been busy burning bridges hovering over troubled waters
City folk'll never understand the country mouse's jokes
They'd rather sit and watch the lemmings lead each other to the slaughter
This is me thanking you dearly
Sincerely, from the bottom of what's left of my misery magnet
Guess I been too busy being stagnant
And if I ever steer you wrong
Grab the wheel and jerk it left
I'm only human but admitted I'm such a beautiful mess

[Chorus:]
With the Mad Hatter cackle and the Cheshire cat smile (haha)
Put the jabberwocks cadaver with derelict juvenile (oooh)
The futures got Travie engraved on a name plate that I copped on Fulton
While the passers poppin pills somewhere on the other side of Brooklyn

So this is me in front of the class naked
This reoccurring nightmare never ending
So I'm saying Hello (So I'm saying Hellooo)
And now I'm screaming Hello (Now I'm screaming Hellooo)
Is anybody out there?
Now this is me in front of the class naked
This reoccurring nightmare never ending
So I'm saying Hello (So I'm saying Hellooo)
And now I'm screaming hello
Can anybody hear me?

[Verse:]
Baby let's ride the steel horse until it stops galloping
And let the nerds get revenge on these stars with Lamar's javelin
Here Betty, put this Vader mask on and take me to the dark side bumpin your
Favorite song
And I promise I'll stand still until the feeling is gone
And if I slip and bust it's cause we must be doing it wrong
Oh by the way
If you happen to meet the asshole that wrote the manual
Tell'em large Marge sent me to murk'em and make it casual

[Chorus:]
With the Mad Hatter cackle and the Cheshire cat smile (Haha)
Put the jabberwocks cadaver with derelict juvenile (Ooooh)
The futures got Travie engraved on a name plate that I copped on Fulton
While the passers poppin pills somewhere on the other side of Brooklyn

So this is me in front of the class naked
This reoccurring nightmare never ending
So I'm saying Hello (So I'm saying Hellooo)
And now I'm screaming Hello (Now I'm screaming Hellooo)
Is anybody out there?
Now this is me in front of the class naked
This reoccurring nightmare never ending
So I'm saying Hello (So I'm saying Hellooo)
And now I'm screaming hello

[Travie:]
So I'm leaving the grocery store the other day
Probably one of the hardest things I have to do [?] with my anxiety and all
And a Women walks up to me
(Hey aren't you Travie?)
She doesn't say hello, she just grabs me
And I can feel my heart beating harder and harder and harder (Uh yeah)
(I'm from Upstate too)
(Uh, Cool)
I can feel the skin on my chest getting tighter and tighter
Until I just, until I just
FUCKING SPONTANIOUSLY COMBUST
AHHH

[Chorus:]
With the Mad Hatter cackle and the Cheshire cat smile (Haha)
Put the jabberwocks cadaver with derelict juvenile (Ooooh)
The futures got Travie engraved on a name plate that I copped on Fulton
While the passers poppin pills somewhere on the other side of Brooklyn

So this is me in front of the class naked
This reoccurring nightmare never ending
So I'm saying Hello (So I'm saying Hellooo)
And now I'm screaming Hello (Now I'm screaming Hellooo)
Is anybody out there?
Now this is me in front of the class naked
This reoccurring nightmare never ending
So I'm saying Hello (So I'm saying Hellooo)
And now I'm screaming hello
And now I'm screaming hellooo
Can anybody hear me?