We stand before the gates of Hell 

Smeared with filthy bacon smell 

Not all cops are pigs 

Some of them are dicks 

It is their duty to beat you... 

...with a BIG FUCKING STICK! 



I LOVE THE PIGS!!!! 



The cheap allure 

Of human manure 

You busted her for junk 

And soon your dashboard, 

Was spackled with spunk 



You stopped for a bit 

But you couldn't quit 

I love the pigs, I love the pigs, love the pigs 

You killed and killed again, 

And got away with it 



The body count rose, yet, 

Yet, still I craved more 

Fighting just crime had become such a bore 

That one magic night when I raped with a mop... 

That sure got 'round the shop! 



'Til an AK took my head off 

In a drug deal gone way wrong 

By some weird Asian dude 

That they called Knobby Tong 

Still they called it suicide... 

At the funeral the Sgt. cried... 



You stopped for a bit 

But you couldn't quit 

I love the pigs, I love the pigs, love the pigs 

You killed and killed again, 

And got away with it 



You wanted to do right... 

But right, it felt so wrong... 

The filthy streets ate your soul 

That's how you wound up 

Deep in this hole. 



See them in their grandeur 

White Knights of the Realm 

They are all my children... 

Follow me to hell...follow me to hell! 



Then Satan smiled upon you 

You became a god 

It became your resurrection 

Undeath of the damned 

Resplendent in his harness 

His flanks are flecked in seed 

Cybernetic knucklehead 

Centurion of greed 



You stopped for a bit 

But you couldn't quit 

I love the pigs, I love the pigs, love the pigs 

You killed and killed again, 

And got away with it 



They combined a man with a hog 

Then they sewed on the dick of a dog 

Good with a club, but not a great shot... 

I guess even hell needs a cop... 



Renegade cops who as priests wield their clubs and their guns 

They get to have all the fun!