SPOKEN: Hell, I've got troubles! Will you help me out?

Just do me a favour, pal, call Rosie on the phone
I gotta find out what she does when I leave her alone
I gotta find out if she's true to me
No matter what the truth will do to me
Do me a favour and call my Rosie on the phone

Then try to make a date for half-past eight
And let me know real soon
Whether or not she talks about me
When she's sittin' with you underneath the Moon

Do me a favour, pal, call Rosie up tonight
Tell her that I'm busy and you know I'm safe on the 
shelf
But when I think about Rosie bein' untrue
Cheatin' in the moonlight, kissin' you
I think I'd better call Rosie myself

No matter what the truth will do to me
Do me a favour and call my Rosie on the phone
(Call Rosie on the phone)
Yeah, and try to make a date for half-past eight
And hurry off to single flop
I wanta find out if she talks about me
When she's dancin' with you at the record hop

Oh, do me a favour, pal, call Rosie up tonight
Tell her that I'm busy and you know I'm safe on the 
shelf
But when I think about Rosie bein' untrue
Cheatin' in the moonlight, kissin' you
I think I'd better call Rosie myself
Just forget the whole thing, I'll call Rosie myself
(Call Rosie on the phone)
(Ring-a-ding, ring-a ding, ring-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding)