She likes to read I like TV
She's checking out my good friend Steve
She likes a beer I like a shot
Her parents think I'm selling pot

She likes the boys in the band
She goes and plays in the strand
When I pinch her butt in public she complains
The best years of my life washed down the drain

I like to drive she likes to walk
She caught me jackin in my sock
I like a drink she likes a dance
I'm drunk again I cut my pants

She likes the boys in the band
I dig the surf she likes the sand
When I come home late she's got the look
I'm not talkin' 'bout that Jordache look

For you I'd do it, just for you I'd do it
I would wash my car, get a job
Odor eaters, for my shoes, for you I'll do it
For you for you, for you for you
For you for you, for you for you

I guess our eyes will never meet
Mark please put down the toilet seat
She likes to kiss, I'd rather fuck
And all her friends think I'm a schmuck, a schmuck, a schmuck

She did the boys in the band
I guess I'll be a single man
I used to want to sleep and she'd complain
The best years of my life washed down the drain

I'll wash my car, get a job
Odor eaters for my shoes, recycle all my beer cans
Like I promised I would do
I will cancel my subscription to Jugs and ....
Just for you I'll do it

I'll wash my car, get a job
Odor eaters for my shoes, recycle all my beer cans
Like I promised I would do
I will cancel my subscription to Jugs and ....
Just for you I'll do it

For you for you, for you for you
For you for you, for you for you