I got a dash-mount compass that won't direct

I got a "get rich" guru that calls collect

I got a psychic adviser saying "Get a lifeguard --

I'm gettin' bad vibes off of your deal-a-meal card"

Tell me why their words ring hollow

Lead the way and I will follow

If You can lead me out of this maze



I got shrinks that send me to victim class

I got talk show show-offs giving me gas

I got assertiveness trainers yelling "Shove, shove, shove"

I got no one teaching me how to love love

The more I chew the less I swallow

Lead the way and I will follow

Follow Your footsteps through this maze



Up we struggle, down we slide

Scared to call on a bigger guide

I'm tired of getting snowed, speed the plow