Na, na, naa, na, naa, naa
Na, na, naa, na, naa, naa

Standing at the Eiffel tower,
Nothing left to do,
A never ending holiday, 
Ended without you.

(Ahhaahh) So suddenly,
(Ahhaahh) C'est la vie,
I'll buy a dictionary,
And look up what you said to me,
Lying in my sleeping bag, 
Crying over you,
You never see a gangster cry but CIA agents do.
(Ahhaahh) They found you dead,
(Ahhaahh) In the safety net,
I'll buy a dictionary,
And look up what you said to me,
When you fell down,
Mission à Paris,
Shoot down immediately ,
Oh-so and so,
Du deuxieme bureau.
Who stole a NATO plan,
For flying carpet men,
A secret formula, 
Ca va etceteraaaa-aaa.

Flashback midnight hour,
We are standing on the Eiffel Tower,
Shoot him while we're making love,
Magic words I don't understand,
007 piddles in his pants,
A push and he is taking off.

Wondering what you tried to say,
When you were taking off,
Was it 'bout that formula,
Or maybe about love?

(Ahhaahh) Mon Cherie,
(Ahhaahh) ooohoooo,
I'll buy a dictionary,
And look up what you said to me, 
When you fell down,

Watch out I'm a counterspy,
On a carpet flashing through the sky,
Radar catch me if you can,
HQ  Eiffel tower, 
Clear out London within the hour,
Look out for the Eiffel Tower man.

(Mission, mission à Paris),
I'll buy a dictionary,
(Mission, mission à Paris oohlala), 
And look up what you said to me,
Wahhhooo . . .
(Mission, mission à Paris), 
I'll buy a dictionary,
Wahhhooo . . .
(Mission, mission à Paris) 
And look up what you said to me,
I'll buy a dictionary,
And look up what you said to me,
Wahhhooo . . .
I'll buy a dictionary,
And look up what you said to me,
(Fade Out)