I met her at the haunted mansion.

She said I looked like Charles Manson, yeah.

But I persisted, though.

And won her love, you know.

Black clouds floating up above.

That haunted house was our tunnel of love.

The first time she sat next to me, she said I looked just like E.T.

The next thing that you know, I was her Romeo.

She finally came around.

In that haunted house our love was found.