My face is finished 

my body's gone 

and I can't help but think 

standin' up here in all this applause 

and gazin' down at all the young and the beautiful 

with their questioning eyes 

that I must above all things love myself 

that I must above all things love myself 

that I must above all things love myself 



I saw a girl in the crowd 

I ran over I shouted out 

I asked if I could take her out 

but she said that she didn't want to 



I changed the sheets on my bed 

I combed my hair across my head 

I sucked in my gut and still she said 

that she just didn't want to 



I read her *ELIOT* and I read her Yeats 

I tried my best to stay up late 

I fixed the hinges on her gate 

but still she just never wanted to 



I bought her a dozen snow white doves 

I did *HER DISHES* in rubber gloves 

I called her honey bee, I called her love 

but she just still didn't want to 

she just never wants to 

Damn! 



I sent her every type of flower 

I played the guitar by the hour 

I *PATTED* her *REVOLTING* little *CHIHUAHUA* 

but still she just didn't want to 



I wrote a song with 100 lines 

I picked a bunch of dandelions 

I walked her through the trembling pines 

but she just even then didn't want to 

she just never wants to 



I thought I'd try another 'tack 

I'd drink a liter of cognac 

I threw HER down UPON her back 

but she just laughed and said she just didn't want to 



I thought I'd have another go 

I called her my little WHORE 

I felt like Marcel Marceau must feel when 

she said that she just never wanted to 

she just didn't want to 



I got the no pussy blues (rep.) 



Seems I was wrong with the flowers...



                          Thanks to renaisy@hotmail.com for these lyrics



                          Thanks to countnumbers@web.de for these lyrics