Excuse me, would you mind if I sat down?
I'm the other woman you know nothing about
And before you throw that margarita at me
Let me tell you, a heartbreaking story

Last night after he dropped you off at your own place
He drove directly over to mine
And I won't lie, I could had him for the rest of the night
But my conscience wouldn't let me let him inside

'Cause he ain't worth the salt on your glass
He don't deserve the woman good as you
And I know you thought your love with him would last and last
But he ain't worth the salt on your glass

Well, I know you didn't know what he was doing
You had no idea who he was doing it with
But before you spend the rest of the night crying over him
Let me buy you another round, my friend

'Cause he ain't worth the salt on your glass
He don't deserve the woman good as you
And I know you thought your love with him would last and last
But he ain't worth the salt on your glass

Well, I'm not the one you should blame
You know he never mentioned your name
Seems to me we're kind of the same
Two unlikely friends both better than him

'Cause he ain't worth the salt on your glass
He don't deserve the woman good as you
And I know you thought your love with him would last and last
But he ain't worth the salt on your glass
He ain't worth the salt on your glass

He ain't worth the salt on that top shelf margarita, no
He ain't worth the salt
He ain't worth the salt