Well I finally found a sitter who'd stay late on Friday night 

So I could do some dancin' underneath them neon lights 

Get out of the kitchen do a little catchin' up with my old man 

And I couldn't help but notice girl that you keep slinkin' by 

Stealin' his attention with the twinkle in your eye 

You're causin' an involuntary clenchin of the fingers on my hand 

So honey move along and find a place to park yourself while you still can 



Dont make me take my earrings out 

Cause I'll show you what a catfight's all about 

I'll throw you down and mop the floor 

A man like mine's worth fightin for 

Dont make me take my earrings out 



And I bet I spent an hour at the bathroom vanity 

Tryin to turn a mom into a ballroom beauty queen 

I dont wanna mess it up but trust me honey I aint scared to break a nail 

Yeah and I'd be glad to spend a night in jail 

(Aw hell!) 



So don't make me take my earrings out 

Cause I'll show you what a catfight's all about 

If you come waltzin' by once more 

I'll drag your butt right out the door 

So don't make me take my earrings out 

(Ah-haw!) 



So don't make me take my earrings out 

Cause I'll show you what a catfight's all about 

I'll throw you down and mop the floor 

A man like mine's worth fightin for 

Don't make me take my earrings out 

If you come waltzin' by once more 

I'll throw you down and mop the floor 

And drag your butt right out the door 

A man like mine's worth fightin for 

So don't make me take my earrings out!