Alice you're as strange as ever

Cause whenever you come on by

You welcome me over your shoulder

Then you hang me out to dry



Are you mean because it's in your nature?

For me it's kind of hard to tell

The boys say "can't you see she hates you?"

I think you're lonely as a cheap motel



But in your eyes

Tell me what I see

Just a hint of love

Peeking out at me

I don't care how small

Just a little taste

Might not be for me at all

But Alice don't let it go to waste



Alice you would walk for miles

For the chance to put me in my place

Beg me to come a little closer

Then you tell me I'm a big disgrace



Your mama was a double martini

And your daddy gave up wearing clothes

Now you're as cold as the Artic Circle

Living where nobody goes



But in your eyes

Tell me what I see

Just a hint of love

Peeking out at me

I don't care how small

Just a little taste

Might not be for me at all

But Alice don't let it go to waste



You start and won't stop laughing

When I try to hold you tight

I think you're as lonely as a Sunday morning

That's never had a Saturday night