Stop the press! I'm so obsessed!

Gotta get this shit right off my chest before I stain my dress

So Detroit! We hit you, New Orleans! We hit you

Chicago we hit you but Oky there was somethin' with you

A sleaze assault! A chonky geez assault!

Baby please don't halt cuz this one wasn't my fault

I'm such a little ham I love a fool with a camera

But his game was a sham, I grabbed my ho from Alabama:

We take the stage, ready to rage

Movin' Oklahoma to the next ice age

There's a problem in the room and it's obvious as ho

There's a graying gnarlz man whose ass has gotta go

He's a tyranna chonky honky monky oldy balding chalky ponky scrawny hawnay

punkay hairay fuckay lameay trollay



Cuz he's a freak, girl

Such a freak, girl

Yes a freak, girl



Back in Oakland nothin' better than some sloppy bed wetters

Makin' out while chewin' cheeto cheddar, such go-getters

But my ho from St. Louie by the name of Julie Julie

Droppin' lines on your head quotin' what one bitch said:

I got some jujubes up in my cavities

It's you I'm gonna please, put your stomach at ease

With my treats, my beats, my big fat rhymes

Give you big fat thighs with the grub I supply from my teeth, girl, from my teeth



Heard what she say, nothin' wrong with Frito Lay

He had his heydey way back in Santa Ana

And Austin, remember- And Portland, remember

Madison remember when we went on that bender baby

We were on fire, Hunx turned into a liar

Funx blew Chunx and got higher, hope Drunx never retires

And OOOH! 'Bout to lick some of that shit

Up the slit baby, from all sides, baby



Cuz we're freaks, girl

We're such freaks, girl

Yes we're freaks, girl