And I was feelin' kinda g'deen so I took off my pants 

and I did the thingy (repeat) 

Had a funny feeling your dong was quite appealing 

so down came my pants Reached into my beaver 

and made you a believer in the latest forbidden dance

 I saw him in a magazine I wanted to rip off his clothes 

and tell him something First you stick it in then you

 wiggle about Follow my steps I'm gonna turn yins out

 When I wanna screw I put on something blue from 1974 

When I'm feeling g'deen there's only one thing that 

can turn me on more Feel the power, jump in the shower 

I'm gonna fuck you in outer space 

Can you believe how g'deen this is

 We can do it all over the place Feelin' kinda g'deen 

so I took off my pants and I did the thingy (repeat) 

C'mon ev'rybody, DO THE THINGY!!!! SO G'DEEN!!! MY PANTS!!!! 

A dooey dooey doo yeah-ha-ha...